New He's A Whore T-Shirts Have Arrived!

In our steady transition from kings of the rock & roll stratosphere (hey, if Wanda Sykes thinks she's funny, then we have every right to think we are the kings of the rock & roll stratosphere) to kings of the irreverent and slightly off-color t-shirt universe, we were quite impressed with the action our first t-shirt received a couple months ago and have now unveiled our brand new t-shirt just in time for the holiday gift-buying season.

"Elvisidal Tendencies", of course, is what happens when you spend too much time sitting around thinking up fictional band names. This one, of course, is actually a name we came up with way, way back in the late 80's. In fact, my real band at the time actually played a Halloween gig on the campus of Notre Dame University under the name in '86, but, other than that, it was merely a name we'd been carrying in our head like a pair of socks with a hole in it that you can't bring yourself to toss out.

By the reaction of the crowd that night, it was easy to tell that the world was not yet ready for "Elvisidal Tendencies". Many years later, however, we feel the rest of the world has finally caught up to our sense of humor - well, enough to warrant pressing up a car trunk of t-shirts at least - and we are hopeful that the few kindred spirits in this world will laugh themselves silly and buy this shirt so they can annoy those around them who probably don't think it is nearly as funny.

It's a lovely design on pre-shrunk 100% cotton "rock & roll black" t-shirt, $19.99 - priced to sell, baby!

BUY NOW!

Here's a six-pack of tunes to listen to while pondering the question that has plagued mankind for ages: "How many Elvisidal Tendencies shirts do I wanna buy?" :)

Cheap Trick - Lookin' Out For Number One (One On One Demo)
Adam Schmitt - Waterloo (80's demo, cover of one of our fave Abba tunes)
Robert Hazard - Escalator Of Life
Ace Frehley - Fox On The Run (cover of the Sweet classic)
Dr. Hook - I Call That True Love (a true classic that will bring a smile to your face, we promise)
Steel Panther - Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' (speaking of fictional rock bands...)