Friday Fun! Stump Amazon, Part Two

Since last week's attempt to "Stump Amazon" was unsuccesful, it did yield some intriguing results...such as an assortment box o' condoms and his 'n' her vibrating nipple suction cups. So, I figured I'd make "Stump Amazon" a weekly Friday feature here at HAW.

Here are today's surprising finds at Amazon (click images for product details):

Rather Unflattering Deborah Harry Poster (although if she'd worn this outfit in 1984, I'd have never left my bedroom):

$24.99 IN STOCK NOW
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Fake/Dummy Security Camera (for those occasions when you just want them to think you have a functional surveillance system):

$18.95 IN STOCK NOW
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Wanna let your inner retro bad-ass out?
Eight-Track Tape Player Belt Buckle:

$12.95 IN STOCK NOW
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Ever wondered what they call irregular Jelly Belly jelly beans? Belly Flops, of course.
Belly Flops 2 lb Bag:

$8.00 IN STOCK NOW
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Halloween is just around the corner...

Pair of Clown Shoes, Adult:

$22.99 IN STOCK NOW
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Need, like, a dozen fake moustaches? We got ya covered!
12 Fake Moustaches:

$12.99 IN STOCK NOW
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Ace Frehley KISS Overhead Mask:

$84.99 IN STOCK NOW